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I'm sorry - perhaps it's just me - but, I seem to notice a lot of 'cat traits' in cat lovers I've known.

They seem to act secretively and slyly. Those I've known are downright dishonest and conniving, and don't particularly care who knows about it. They seem to have a 'me first' attitude, as though thinking of someone other than themselves, is simply out of the question. They also seem to struggle in their ability to grasp the meaning of 'loyalty' and 'teamwork', and are often untrustworthy and arrogant, with a tendency towards snobbishness.

When you consider all that, and add to the mix that a cat's saliva is one of the filthiest and most toxic known to man (you don't want a cat's saliva in your bloodstream via a bite, according to our family doctor), there really seems very little to 'adore' about them - or their owners.

Of course, this is a generalization, based on the dozen or so cat lover's I've known in my life. Hopefully it doesn't apply to all cat lovers. Does it?