Trash talk for MP!

[JC Edwards]

You're very true to your name ironsight.......very insightful.

I'm sure my young friend will be true to his word.......he will disappear.....after discovering he will not be successful in penetrating my lines and all of his scout's are captured during said process.

[estabu2]

That is why I call it my "theory of war" I have no idea if it will work, nor will it necessarily be my plan. I will probably be lucky if I don't get discovered before I can even form for battle lines. hehehehe

Besides, JC is no Grog...he might be Groggy, but not a grog. :)

[ironsight]

estabu Wrote: Besides, JC is no Grog...he might be Groggy, but not a grog.

:laugh: :laugh:

H'mm, maybe your battle plan really was disinformation to deceive the enemy!
You know sort of like Lee's 'captured' Antietam battle plan, Special Order 191!

[JC Edwards]

ironsight wrote:

estabu Wrote: Besides, JC is no Grog...he might be Groggy, but not a grog.

:laugh: :laugh:

H'mm, maybe your battle plan really was disinformation to deceive the enemy!
You know sort of like Lee's 'captured' Antietam battle plan, Special Order 191!

Estabu need not worry about finding anything like Special Order 191.....911 is the only number he needs to remember!!:lol:

[estabu2]

JC Edwards wrote:

ironsight wrote:

estabu Wrote: Besides, JC is no Grog...he might be Groggy, but not a grog.

:laugh: :laugh:

H'mm, maybe your battle plan really was disinformation to deceive the enemy!
You know sort of like Lee's 'captured' Antietam battle plan, Special Order 191!

Estabu need not worry about finding anything like Special Order 191.....911 is the only number he needs to remember!!:lol:

Why???? Are we suppose to call it for our enemies????

911 Operator: 911, what is your emergency?

estabu: I just destroyed JC's army and he seems to be convulsing.

911: Ok, just give him some time and he will come through. You know, you should take it easier on him, he doesn't seem to react well to a good old fashion beatin.

estabu: I will remember that next time, thank you for your help.

Hangs up.

[JC Edwards]

estabu2 wrote:

JC Edwards wrote:

ironsight wrote:

:laugh: :laugh:

H'mm, maybe your battle plan really was disinformation to deceive the enemy!
You know sort of like Lee's 'captured' Antietam battle plan, Special Order 191!

Estabu need not worry about finding anything like Special Order 191.....911 is the only number he needs to remember!!:lol:

Why???? Are we suppose to call it in case we get our butts handed to us????

911 Operator: 911, what is your emergency?

estabu: I was just destroyed by JC's army and he seems to be laughing maniacally.

911: Ok, just give it some time and you will come through. You know, you should take it easier on your men.... JC doesn't seem to show mercy well after he gives you a good old fashion smackin'.

estabu: I will remember that next time, thank's alot for your help.

Hangs up!

So many Whipper Snappin' Professors out of work!:lol:

[Ephrum]

911: "911, what's your emergency?"

Sarge: "Yeah, 911, I need help! Everyone is after me!"

911: "Okay, Sir I need you to calm down, and tell me exactly what the problem is."

Sarge: "I just told you what the problem is! Everyone is after me!"

911: "I see. And what did you do to them?"

Sarge: "What!?! What do you mean, what did I do to them!?!"

911: "Well Sarge, you obviously did something to them, or we...I mean, they, wouldn't all be after you."

Sarge: ".......how did you know my name? I know I didn't tell you my name.........who is this!?!"

911: "Sarge, Sarge, Sarge......you definitely need help! But there is none for you!"

Sarge: "...........Ephrum!?!............"

911: "Chuckle, chuckle!!!"

Sarge: "Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.....!!"

911: "(evil laughter) HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!!"B)

[estabu2]

I like your style Ephrum!!!

[JC Edwards]

Ephrum wrote:

911: "911, what's your emergency?"

Sarge: "Yeah, 911, I need help! Everyone is after me!"

911: "Okay, Sir I need you to calm down, and tell me exactly what the problem is."

Sarge: "I just told you what the problem is! Everyone is after me!"

911: "I see. And what did you do to them?"

Sarge: "What!?! What do you mean, what did I do to them!?!"

911: "Well Sarge, you obviously did something to them, or we...I mean, they, wouldn't all be after you."

Sarge: ".......how did you know my name? I know I didn't tell you my name.........who is this!?!"

911: "Sarge, Sarge, Sarge......you definitely need help! But there is none for you!"

Sarge: "...........Ephrum!?!............"

911: "Chuckle, chuckle!!!"

Sarge: "Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.....!!"

911: "(evil laughter) HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!!"B)

And this all coming from the guy who keeps getting creamed in the Grover scenario!:lol:

[Hancock the Superb]

I feel a little better.