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Trash talk for MP!
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:14 pm
by Ephrum
I noticed, in the Forum next door, an exchange of pleasantries between
Sarge and
Hancock, in regards to who, will whip whom, in the upcomming Multiplayer fights.
Gentlemen, Gentlemen, I'm sure your both quite confident in your abilities. And that's admirable.(chuckle, chuckle) Really, it is. In fact, it's downright amusing!
However, I must warn you.......my lines have
NEVER been broken.
Cavalry? My boys love horsemeat!! It's a delicacy!!!
Artillery? My boys chew up double canister, and spit back buckshot!!!
I crush defensive lines, and annihilate flanks!! I don't just beat the enemy, I smite them!!
So go ahead and sit on top of your hill, wave your banners, and pound your chests, and enjoy yourselves.......while you can. Because I will sweep that hill you sit on, and make it mine!!!
(Just a little Trash-talk between friends! I encourage others to join in. Let's get our Dander up!!!)
Re:Trash talk for MP!
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:33 pm
by Chamberlain
Ephrum wrote:
So go ahead and sit on top of your hill, wave your banners, and pound your chests, and enjoy yourselves.......while you can. Because I will sweep that hill you sit on, and make it mine!!!
(Just a little Trash-talk between friends! I encourage others to join in. Let's get our Dander up!!!)
Hey Ephrum,
i'm in !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is just a little reminder
IF you try to take LRT !!!!
"Gentlemen... the 83rd Pennsylvania, 44th New York, and 16th Michigan will be moving in to our right. But if you look to our left, you will see that there is no one there. It's because we're the end of the line. The Union army stops here. We are the flank. Do you understand, gentlemen? We cannot retreat. We cannot withdraw. We are going to have to be stubborn today. So, you put the boys in position, you tell them to stay down. Pile the rocks up high; get the best protection you can. I want the reserve pulled up about 20 yards. This is sloping ground, it's good ground. If you have any breakthroughs, if you have men wounded, if you have a hole in the line, you plug it with the reserve. How are we fixed for ammunition?
Well, gentlemen, that hill is steep. It's rocky. It's bare. To come straight up it is impossible. No. The Reb army is going to swing around. It's gonna come up through that notch right over there. It'll move under the cover of trees, try to get 'round the flank. And gentlemen... *we* are the flank. Gentlemen.
God go with you
Hold to the last. To the last of what? Last shell... last man..."
BAYONETS !!!!!!!!!!
There was a movie made in the '70's called Hambuger Hill !!!!
IF you try again for the hill, this will be called Hamburger Hill 2 !!!!!
Chamberlain
Re:Trash talk for MP!
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:31 pm
by estabu2
Gentlemen, must we always be so uncivl about things? Now I must say your attempts at showing your battlefield prowess are admirable. BUT you have never faced the almight keyboard and mouse of the great ESTABU!!!
When my boys get their dander up, it is on to RICHMOND or WASHINGTON, (depending on which side we want to win, hehe) There shall be no quarter for you pitiful and pathetic soldiers. We will give you the black flag and run you right off the map. The disgrace that you will feel will be worse than your death at the hands of my bayonets!!!
So, be afraid, be very afraid!!!
HEHEHE, this is pretty fun!! Can't wait to do battle, sirs!!!
Re:Trash talk for MP!
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:07 pm
by Chamberlain
estabu2 wrote:
HEHEHE, this is pretty fun!! Can't wait to do battle, sirs!!!
I agree and I cannot wait until everyone else enters this TT thread !!!!
:silly: :silly:
Chamberlain
Re:Trash talk for MP!
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:27 pm
by Gunfreak
I can't trash talk, unless we move this to the rant & rave section:P
as I would have to make some unpleasant remarks about your mothers and hint at some sort of ilegal interaction between you and her.
Re:Trash talk for MP!
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:27 pm
by Ephrum
Chamberlain; Little Round Top? A lovely spot. I'm going to build my house there when I take it. So have your boys dig those futile, defensive tenches, staight and even. I'll use them to pour the footers! I'll also send you some Hamburger Helper!:P
estabu2; Sir, there shall be quarter given. In fact, you might as well go get a roll of them! I'll send your boys some Nike running shoes!:silly:
Gunfreak; clean Trash Talk is easy! You can do it! Just look up some Muhammad Ali interviews. He was the best at it! And we'll leave our Mothers out of it!B)
Re:Trash talk for MP!
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:59 pm
by JC Edwards
Gentlemen
Taking in consideration the fact that most of you receieved your ranks (via promotion, commission) from yours truly in our MMG Armies and that your's truly was the decisive victor in the majority of our now defunct scenario contests as well as instructing many of you in the finer points of linear AND Cavalry tactics of warfare........let none of you forget for even the slightest moment's of your "highbrow chest thumping and pumping" that....I am......
THE MAD ONE
And by the way
Professor Whipper Snapper.....the only "dander" your boys can muster....is their "dan-druf".
And
ephrum my friend....well.....you know.

Re:Trash talk for MP!
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 10:05 pm
by Ephrum
Yes, Sarge, your contributions have made for great fun at this Forum and the one next door. And I thank you kindly, for my promotion in the MMG Confederate Army.B)
As for your message to me in your last post. No my friend, I don't know. Perhaps you could elaborate?
Your gonna be the Mad One alright, when you see whats left of your troops, fleeing the field!:lol:
Re:Trash talk for MP!
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 10:30 pm
by Hancock the Superb
Blah! That is my quote.
Re:Trash talk for MP!
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 10:45 pm
by Gfran64
Well Gentlemen,
I feel I must throw my hat into the ring. I almost feel badly my name hasn't been slandered as of yet. Well suffice it to say that I made General at the old site before most of you bought the game. I wandered away for some time but I have returned. Just in time for multiplayer. So watch out, because really all we know is that we can whip the AI. As for each other, well soon see.
If you don't agree with me you can:

my
Regards,
Greg
