NSD/MMG HEADLINES
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:53 am
All the Headline news that's news from around the NSD/MMG Communities
Reports of smoke coming from the OFF TOPIC section of the NSD Forum prompted NSD Moderators to investigate. There they discovered NSD/MMG Community member Ephrum with a rather large cloud of smoke hovering over him....when asked "what's the deal" droopy-eyed Ephrum, wearing his trademark Buck-toothed Beaver Head Hat, could only respond with the same question he's been for asking the last 3 years... "WHERE is Carson City?"
U.S. Border Patrol Agents and Royal Canadian Mounted Police, acting on an anonymous tip, discovered NSD/MMG Major General J Canuck (CSA) attempting to re-deploy across the US/Canada Border disguised as Betty White.
Quick thinking officials realized it was not the real Betty White when they were informed that she was a starter in Dallas,TX at tonight's Super Bowl XLV.
At a recent reenactment of the Battle of Fredericksburg, soon after taking the field, NSD/MMG's Little Powell was quickly out-flanked by his own children.
When asked for comment Little Powell's 2 sons could only giggle and his daughter would only say "Daddy.... JUUUUUUUUICE!"
Reports of a campfire and singing on the Little Round Top prompted Gettysburg Park Rangers to investigate where they found NSD/MMG Gen. Chamberlain. When asked if he was all right, Gen. Chamberlain responded loudly "BAYONETS!!!!" with a "Thumbs Up".
When taken into protective custody, it was said that Gen. Chamberlain was found to be in possession of 1 Sabre, a bag of marshmallows and 1 can of Vienna Sausages.
and this just in........
It has been revealed that NSD founder Norb Timpko is actually a beef-burrito loving, Chinese game-coder named Bennie.
and that's the way it is
Reports of smoke coming from the OFF TOPIC section of the NSD Forum prompted NSD Moderators to investigate. There they discovered NSD/MMG Community member Ephrum with a rather large cloud of smoke hovering over him....when asked "what's the deal" droopy-eyed Ephrum, wearing his trademark Buck-toothed Beaver Head Hat, could only respond with the same question he's been for asking the last 3 years... "WHERE is Carson City?"
U.S. Border Patrol Agents and Royal Canadian Mounted Police, acting on an anonymous tip, discovered NSD/MMG Major General J Canuck (CSA) attempting to re-deploy across the US/Canada Border disguised as Betty White.
Quick thinking officials realized it was not the real Betty White when they were informed that she was a starter in Dallas,TX at tonight's Super Bowl XLV.
At a recent reenactment of the Battle of Fredericksburg, soon after taking the field, NSD/MMG's Little Powell was quickly out-flanked by his own children.
When asked for comment Little Powell's 2 sons could only giggle and his daughter would only say "Daddy.... JUUUUUUUUICE!"
Reports of a campfire and singing on the Little Round Top prompted Gettysburg Park Rangers to investigate where they found NSD/MMG Gen. Chamberlain. When asked if he was all right, Gen. Chamberlain responded loudly "BAYONETS!!!!" with a "Thumbs Up".
When taken into protective custody, it was said that Gen. Chamberlain was found to be in possession of 1 Sabre, a bag of marshmallows and 1 can of Vienna Sausages.
and this just in........
It has been revealed that NSD founder Norb Timpko is actually a beef-burrito loving, Chinese game-coder named Bennie.
and that's the way it is