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Confession: I pay to have people beat me up!

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:57 am
by MadMan
My youngest daughter has been taking karate for over 2 years now. She's a natural athlete, a tallent for which I am this morning sorely lacking.
Last June her karate instructor came over to the bench where all us dads & moms were sitting watching our kids and announced it's June. Our response: Yeah, well d'uh.
Him: Father's Day's in June.
Once again: D'uh!
Him: Dads jump in free for June. Go to the Pro Shop,grab a free gi and get on the floor. (There was an adult class running at the same time)

4 of us were dumb enough to take him up on his offer. 2 of us survived June and decided to join-up permanently. Fast forward to Feb. the guy who owns the school I attended, owns 3 others. For economic reasons he closed the school I was attending. We were given the choice to quit or attend one of the other schools. I opted for one of the other schools.

Last night was a sparring night. Classes are divided by belt rank. (beginner/intermediate) (advanced/Black Belt)
I am the lowest level intermediate belt. We usually spar with our own ranks.
Last night the 3 green belts (me)were invited to spar with the black belt class. These guys have 3 to 20 years more experience than me. It showed. I hurt. While I don't think it's broken, I don't think my nose could hurt more even if it was.

Hi, my name is MadMan. I'm 48, slow, weak & blind, and I pay people to beat me up.

Re:Confession: I pay to have people beat me up!

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:24 am
by 7th Wisconsin
MadMan, have to give you credit for trying! If I tried some of those kicks, I'd end up with a lifetime groin injury.

Re:Confession: I pay to have people beat me up!

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:41 am
by tim
Good on you Madman - I'm 43 , slow, weak and blind and I started playing rugby again last year after having 8 years away from the game! Battered and bruised every Sunday but its worth it.

Re:Confession: I pay to have people beat me up!

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:15 am
by norb
I was waiting to hear that your daughter was beating you up :lol:

My only physical activity is walking up three flights of stairs to go to work. You may be getting your butt kicked, but at least you're getting some exercise.

Re:Confession: I pay to have people beat me up!

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:21 am
by Amish John
My son-in-law is heavy into marshal arts but usually he is on the giving end of the beating. He's also an ex semi-pro football player, although he is currently going to nursing school.

Personally, I've been married for 40 years so I've been taking a mental beating for probably longer than most of you have been alive.

Re:Confession: I pay to have people beat me up!

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:44 am
by Little Powell
Amish John wrote:

Personally, I've been married for 40 years so I've been taking a mental beating for probably longer than most of you have been alive.
:laugh:
:laugh:

I've only had to endure 7 years of that.

But you have to factor in the mental beating unleashed by the wife during the pregnant months (which I am currently enduring), so it's more like double that. :laugh:

Re:Confession: I pay to have people beat me up!

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:47 pm
by JC Edwards
This is something I have been meaning to do for some time now. I studied Traditional Tae Kwon Do from 10 to 15.:)
By traditional I mean there were no belts; only levels. I did however achieve the level of "2nd Degree" Blackbelt before I finished my studies.

Now at 41, I think it's time to get back into the "kick of things".:lol:
I really need to lose some of this "spare tire" that I've gained over the last 4 years and get healthy once more.

From 'The Mad One' to the MadMan, hang in there my friend.......maybe it won't hurt a much in another year!;)

Re:Confession: I pay to have people beat me up!

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:13 pm
by Hancock the Superb
I run to beat the tar outa myself - in the end, I find myself in the bathroom when I should be doin homework.

Re:Confession: I pay to have people beat me up!

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:36 pm
by Joshua l.Chamberlain
My leg has been keeping me from being athletic for nearly 10 years and tommarow I am going to hike again. The last time I hiked is when I ruined my leg.

Re:Confession: I pay to have people beat me up!

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:56 pm
by Gfran64
Hey MadMan,

I'm a physical therapist so people pay me to beat them up. So you are in good company. Though I tend to leave their noses alone.

Greg B)