Gentlemen, Gentlemen, I'm sure your both quite confident in your abilities. And that's admirable.(chuckle, chuckle) Really, it is. In fact, it's downright amusing!
However, I must warn you.......my lines have NEVER been broken.
Cavalry? My boys love horsemeat!! It's a delicacy!!!
Artillery? My boys chew up double canister, and spit back buckshot!!!
I crush defensive lines, and annihilate flanks!! I don't just beat the enemy, I smite them!!
So go ahead and sit on top of your hill, wave your banners, and pound your chests, and enjoy yourselves.......while you can. Because I will sweep that hill you sit on, and make it mine!!!

(Just a little Trash-talk between friends! I encourage others to join in. Let's get our Dander up!!!)