The recession has hit everybody really hard...
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail :huh:
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife. :blink:
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. :whistle:
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. :pinch:
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. :ohmy:
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. :blink:
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. :laugh:
A picture is now only worth 200 words. :unsure:
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. :S
And, finally....
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security,retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I said I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck! :woohoo:
Please friends......feel free to add your own list.
